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Why did this mak me laugh so much

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mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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policygal:

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~ Josh Billings

policygal:

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americas-liberty:

talkstraight:

When people don’t understand that the word “arms” refers to all firearms to date and any firearms that may be invented later.

That’s why the Founders used the generic ‘arms’ in the 2nd Amendment and not the specific “musket/flintlock”. Unlike our common leftist, they realized that technology and advancements in “arms” was inevitable and ensured that future upgrades in firearms, aka “arms”, would be protected.

If ARs were available back then, you bet your ass George Washington (and the rest) would have had one slung over their shoulder. 

This is the dumbest anti-gun argument I’ve ever heard.

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aplacetolovedogs:

Pug avengers!

Aww. how could this NOT cheer you up?

pyromantix:

I can’t wait for the day when all fools realize there will be no zombie apocalypse. 

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cockenblog:

“Shit, Larry, I can’t figure out what to put on this label. What’s it called when it’s a dog but it’s like, not a grown-up dog yet? It’s a tiny dog.

No, Larry, not a Corgi. I’m talking about all dogs. What are all little, tiny, brand-new dogs called?

No, Larry, the world I’m looking for isn’t ‘cute.’

Damn it! It’s on the tip of my tongue. Cats have kittens, humans have babies, dogs have…

Fuck it, they’ll know what I mean.”

(via thisdanobrien)

Look at that guy. so cute!

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policygal:

brooklynmutt:

Anthony Weiner’s new Twitter account

Freshly erected.

haha ew… ^